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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,540th Fattest Citizens: 5,841st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,331st
The Democratic Republic of
Right-wing Utopia
Trust in Us
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Yukentei

Population32 million

Currencykennille
Animalhawk

The Democratic Republic of Yukentei is a small, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 32 million Yukenteians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The powerhouse Yukenteian economy, worth 2.55 trillion kennilles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 79,665 kennilles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 317,237 per year while the poor average 13,475, a ratio of 23.5 to 1.

A burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour, the government has the power to seize property at will, and thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Yukentei's national animal is the hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Yukentei is ranked 72,595th in the world and 2,990th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 5.94 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,540thFattest Citizens: 5,841stTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,331stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,916thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,917thMost Avoided: 14,250thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,266thLargest Retail Industry: 15,525thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,667thMost Conservative: 15,934thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,507th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 52nd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 122nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 271st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 341st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 346th in the regionMost Avoided: 368th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 418th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 449th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 475th in the regionMost Armed: 476th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 516th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 542nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 633rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 699th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 704th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 707th in the regionRudest Citizens: 709th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yukentei was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Yukentei, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
  • : Following new legislation in Yukentei, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • : Following new legislation in Yukentei, people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour.
  • : Following new legislation in Yukentei, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons.
  • : Following new legislation in Yukentei, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Yukentei was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Yukentei, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
  • : Following new legislation in Yukentei, genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Yukentei, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.

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