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Largest Agricultural Sector: 463rd Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,337th Most Devout: 3,679th
The Khanate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Fatherland or Death!
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
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Yugovia

Population2.226 billion

CapitalGer
LeaderKhan Jalair Ganboldgiin Munckhoi
FaithThe Primordial Way

CurrencyYugov
AnimalDrogo

The Khanate of Yugovia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Khan Jalair Ganboldgiin Munckhoi with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.226 billion Yugovs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ger. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Yugovian economy, worth 260 trillion Yugovs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 117,195 Yugovs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and small shoes often wash up on the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yugovia's national animal is the Drogo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Primordial Way.

Yugovia is ranked 95,895th in the world and 26th in Gholgoth for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 273.06 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 463rdTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,337thMost Devout: 3,679thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,096thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,318thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,528thMost Primitive: 7,734thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,323rdMost Authoritarian: 10,400thLowest Crime Rates: 10,904thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,847thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,892ndMost Conservative: 16,506thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,579thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,664th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yugovia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive and the Top 10% for Most Conservative and Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Yugovia, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Yugovia, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Yugovia, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
  • : Following new legislation in Yugovia, nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls.
  • : Following new legislation in Yugovia, workers have seized control of the economy.
  • : Yugovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Yugovia altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Yugovia, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion.
  • : Following new legislation in Yugovia, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".

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