The Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslvaia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Josip Broz Tito with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.334 billion Yugoslavs live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Yugoslav economy, worth 125 trillion Yugoslav dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 94,028 Yugoslav dinars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 498,060 per year while the poor average 9,402, a ratio of 53.0 to 1.

Programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, and the nation's apology for those it has executed in the last year has come a little late for some. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Yugoslvaia's national animal is the gray wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Christian.

Yugoslvaia is ranked 6,048^th in the world and 352^nd in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 21.51 Obesity Rate.