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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 736thMost Influential: 1,625thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,862nd
The Cheesy Stuffed Crust Remains of
Democratic Socialists
Taste that cheesy stuffed crust goodness
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Yugobatania

Population10.026 billion

CapitalVielo
LeaderMonsieur L
FaithCheesiness

CurrencyBrin
AnimalErinevo Eagle

The Cheesy Stuffed Crust Remains of Yugobatania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Monsieur L with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 10.026 billion Yugobatanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vielo. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yugobatanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,882 trillion Brins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 187,811 Brins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, concussed Erinevo Eagleball players cannot remember their lineup position, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Yugobatania, and it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yugobatania's national animal is the Erinevo Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cheesiness.

Yugobatania is ranked 22,137th in the world and 830th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.6 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 736thMost Influential: 1,625thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 5,862ndLargest Black Market: 6,992ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,818thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,889thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,339thMost Developed: 9,659thSmartest Citizens: 11,455thHighest Average Incomes: 11,997thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,175thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,306thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,385thHighest Economic Output: 13,391stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,660thLargest Retail Industry: 13,826thLargest Governments: 14,149thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,155thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,833rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,287thTop
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Most Secular: 15,594thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,530thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,547thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,582ndMost Inclusive: 17,936thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,408thMost Efficient Economies: 18,429thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,024thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,704thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,610thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,070thHighest Food Quality: 21,496thLowest Crime Rates: 22,137thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,167th
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Largest Black Market: 116th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 291st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 293rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 347th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 348th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 351st in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 376th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 391st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 392nd in the regionMost Influential: 398th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 407th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 413th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 428th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 432nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 455th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 497th in the regionMost Developed: 498th in the regionMost Secular: 522nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 524th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 560th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 586th in the regionLargest Governments: 597th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 610th in the regionMost Stationary: 630th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 674th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 688th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 689th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 694th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 185 » Shibutani, The Rhein States, Loutsland, Dreadton, Ethnon, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Corfad, Siwale, Votak Matim, Sikol, Bankowiata, Omnistria, Great Bights Mum, Sil Dorsett, Empy, Xentherida, Pallaith, Wilkshire, Wisconsota, Frances Francis the First of France, Maott, Wineclaw, North Bratislava, Simone Republic, Xagill, Kranostav, Pasargad, Andanavia, Unshleepd, AmManies, New Trisone, Malta Comino Gozo, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, Vincone Cae, Merconitonitopia, Batatoland Empire, Joodey, Kwaj, The Jerichowan Country, Holy Marcus Empire, Parpyduckland, Pazair, Khoik, Aeolist, Cobolica, KAP03land, Bornodia, The Arverni Lands, and 135 others.Regallio, Bagojo, Inspiratus, Varisland, Gurou, Gragadoia, PotatoFarmers, Filibustra, Omicron Persei V111, Oannia, Zyvetskistaahn, Sechiole, Antiyard, The Austro Germanic Union, Chipoli, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, TyGerria, Tsandonown, Darkanistan, New-Ferytland, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Racoda, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Harjad, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, IHateRights, Ellbonnia, Nationeer, Etanur, Federation of Vanguard, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Esperonia, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Southern Moosetopia, Austro-Bavarian States, Mallyna, Pineappleistania, Marlducro, Catalis, Segesta, South Parter, Deliber, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Arucaria, Northern-Kempia, TamilPesum, Rex Republic, Ishtimbine, New Atlantico, Kaschovia, Dakota Territories, Valentine Z, Unsophisticate, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, Petronellania, Bedsonya, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Blyskalia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, Inclement Space, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Tugupaw, Jenha, Lionsroar, Izern, Bodhisva, Vertigoism, Sindoesia, Kingdom of Time, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Republiqueducroissant, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Alire, Neptunian Military Administration, Galbadiana, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Individualist Catopia, New Chiken, Ereena, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Sanctum Teriaris, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Zelenaya Dolina, Eludmonden, Fragrancia, Psykistriaa, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST cat, Endus Mea Fral, Germanic Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Nistriabar, Altivia, Nu Elysium, Aoncarpa, and Ardok.

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