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Safest: 5,288th Least Corrupt Governments: 5,848th Best Weather: 5,915th
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Yseille

Population874 million

Currencytael
Animalcrane

The Kingdom of Yseille is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 874 million Yseilli are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Yseilli economy, worth 35.8 trillion taels a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,958 taels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, the question of 'what is Leader's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Yseilli, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yseille's national animal is the crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yseille is ranked 150,007th in the world and 268th in Spiritus for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.96 Crimes Per Hour.

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Safest: 5,288thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,848thBest Weather: 5,915thMost Pacifist: 5,930thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,919thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 8,694thHealthiest Citizens: 9,239thMost Inclusive: 10,752ndMost Beautiful Environments: 11,145thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,388thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,609thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,304th
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Safest: 16th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 24th in the regionNicest Citizens: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yseille, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Yseille, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Yseilli.
  • : Following new legislation in Yseille, the question of 'what is Leader's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange.
  • : Following new legislation in Yseille, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Yseille, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Yseille was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Yseille, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Yseille, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
  • : Following new legislation in Yseille, drones are unable to lift the weight of their accompanying paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Yseille, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.

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