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Most Ignorant Citizens: 39th Highest Crime Rates: 106th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 216th
The Political Machinations of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Abortions for some, mini Yraipotnoji flags for others
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Yraipotnoj

Population7.052 billion

CapitalFalcon City
LeaderPeter Sancho
Faithviolent violetism

Currencyrube
Animaljackal

The Political Machinations of Yraipotnoj is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Peter Sancho with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.052 billion Yraipotnojis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falcon City. The average income tax rate is 21.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yraipotnoji economy, worth 874 trillion rubes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 123,959 rubes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Astronauts take one small step for Yraipotnoj and one giant step backward from confrontation, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, military funding has been stripped back, and oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law. Yraipotnoj's national animal is the jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is violent violetism.

Yraipotnoj is ranked 112,869th in the world and 5,302nd in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 37.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 39thHighest Crime Rates: 106thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 216thMost Armed: 235thFattest Citizens: 240thMost Corrupt Governments: 283rdLargest Mining Sector: 324thMost Avoided: 351stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 393rdMost Primitive: 574thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,029thLargest Retail Industry: 1,253rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,883rdLargest Black Market: 2,045thRudest Citizens: 2,499thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,355thMost Efficient Economies: 5,799thMost Influential: 6,278thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,553rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,006thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,288thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,083rdMost Devout: 11,864thMost Income Equality: 12,128th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionMost Primitive: 25th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 43rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 65th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 69th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 131st in the regionRudest Citizens: 145th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 194th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 285th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 286th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 394th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 506th in the regionLargest Populations: 552nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 568th in the regionMost Devout: 572nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 641st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yraipotnoj endorsed The Lambda Republic of Aweland.
  • : Yraipotnoj endorsed The Most Serene Islands of Talvezout.
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem.
  • : Yraipotnoj was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, military funding has been stripped back.
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, astronauts take one small step for Yraipotnoj and one giant step backward from confrontation.
  • : Yraipotnoj's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, education and welfare spending are on the rise.

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