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The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The thriving air conditioning economy, worth 56.5 trillion Air conditionings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 59,652 Air conditionings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 211,151 per year while the poor average 12,167, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Your friendly air conditioning's national animal is the air conditioner, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Your friendly air conditioning is ranked 127,109^th in the world and 4^th in London for Highest Average Incomes, with 59,652.76 Standard Monetary Units.