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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 577th Rudest Citizens: 832nd Highest Crime Rates: 875th
The Holy Yellow Candyland of
Anarchy
Tastes Great!!!
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Youngberry Hotcakes

Population2.685 billion

CapitalHotcake Heaven
LeaderHigh Hostess Haughty Berry Young
FaithHotcake Hedonism

CurrencyHotcakes
AnimalYoungberry Beast

The Holy Yellow Candyland of Youngberry Hotcakes is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by High Hostess Haughty Berry Young with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.685 billion Youngberries live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hotcake Heaven. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The all-consuming Youngberrian economy, worth 294 trillion Hotcakeses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 109,696 Hotcakeses, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Sleeping on the job is recommended, half the Youngberrian Army consists of Brasilistani contractors, major boxing matches are held in government buildings, and tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Youngberry Hotcakes's national animal is the Youngberry Beast, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hotcake Hedonism.

Youngberry Hotcakes is ranked 129,352nd in the world and 1st in Sourberry Fields for Most Income Equality, scoring 14.41 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Top
1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 577thRudest Citizens: 832ndHighest Crime Rates: 875thMost Armed: 1,184thFattest Citizens: 1,454thTop
5%
Most Avoided: 2,208thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,253rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,570thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,989thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,812thLargest Mining Sector: 5,104thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,563rdMost Politically Free: 6,947thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,128thHighest Drug Use: 7,674thTop
10%
Most Pro-Market: 10,042ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,855thMost Inclusive: 16,497th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Youngberry Hotcakes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Youngberry Hotcakes, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
  • : Following new legislation in Youngberry Hotcakes, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Youngberry Hotcakes, half the Youngberrian Army consists of Brasilistani contractors.
  • : Following new legislation in Youngberry Hotcakes, sleeping on the job is recommended.
  • : Youngberry Hotcakes altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Youngberry Hotcakes, rioting and unrest sweep the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Youngberry Hotcakes, education and welfare spending are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Youngberry Hotcakes, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Youngberry Hotcakes with a very polite populace.
  • : Following new legislation in Youngberry Hotcakes, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.

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