The Free Land of Youkraine is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning Nightingale population. The devout population of 4.077 billion Youkraineans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 34.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Youkrainean economy, worth 127 trillion Hryvnias a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,308 Hryvnias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Youkraine's national animal is the Nightingale.

Youkraine is ranked 207,342^nd in the world and 17^th in Ukraine for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.