The Empire of You Too is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 16.394 billion You Tooans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Public Transport, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant You Tooan economy, worth 61.4 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 3,746 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is compulsory, organ donation is compulsory, cars are banned, and the police force is on a recruitment drive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. You Too's national animal is the badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

You Too is ranked 33,783^rd in the world and 1,368^th in Osiris for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.