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Most Authoritarian: 40thMost Extreme: 71stMost Conservative: 77th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
One!
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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You Too

Population19.654 billion

CurrencyEuro
Animalbadger

The Empire of You Too is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 19.654 billion You Tooans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Public Transport, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant You Tooan economy, worth 73.6 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 3,746 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is compulsory, organ donation is compulsory, cars are banned, and the police force is on a recruitment drive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. You Too's national animal is the badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

You Too is ranked 91,243rd in the world and 2,286th in Osiris for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 33.63 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Top
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Most Authoritarian: 40thMost Extreme: 71stMost Conservative: 77thMost Income Equality: 178thTop
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Most Stationary: 3,740thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,047thLargest Populations: 13,526thMost Influential: 13,719thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 24,964th
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Most Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 47th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 218th in the regionLargest Populations: 328th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 462nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : You Too was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : You Too was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Glorious People's Republic of Tiplomecja, infecting 32 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : You Too was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
  • : You Too was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : You Too was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : You Too was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : You Too was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : You Too was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : You Too was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : You Too was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Glorious People's Republic of Tiplomecja, infecting 15 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!

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