The Everlasting note of You failed is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Miss Fortune with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.701 billion You failedians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Failure. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient You failedian economy, worth 693 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,012 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, You failedian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. You failed's national animal is the Kitsune, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of the fail.

You failed is ranked 73,349^th in the world and 3^rd in United Micronations for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,481.3 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.