The Republic of You 785 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The quiet, industrious population of 4.001 billion You 785ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient You 785ian economy, worth 141 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,283 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to You 785ian politicians, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. You 785's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

You 785 is ranked 229,360^th in the world and 774^th in Dead Sea for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring zero on the Hickory Productivity Index.