The Republic of You 135 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.515 billion You 135ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 32.6%.

The large but underdeveloped You 135ian economy, worth 327 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,502 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The You 135 City Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District, the dartboard at the You 135ian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, and code enforcement officers circle wealthy You 135ians like vultures. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. You 135's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

You 135 is ranked 139,164^th in the world and 595^th in Dead Sea for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.91 law-abiding acts per hour.