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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,443rd Most Pacifist: 2,087th Most Inclusive: 2,566th
The Free Land of
Democratic Socialists
Peace, Happiness, and Llamas for all!
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Yotongrek

Population7.896 billion

CapitalSychyko
LeaderPhysicsFighter
FaithThe Cult of Hard Bass

CurrencyKramas
AnimalLlama

The Free Land of Yotongrek is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by PhysicsFighter with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.896 billion Yotongrekians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sychyko. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The thriving Yotongrekian economy, worth 902 trillion Kramas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 114,328 Kramas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports, every citizen is allowed exactly fifteen minutes of fame, and Yotongrek's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yotongrek's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Hard Bass.

Yotongrek is ranked 68,848th in the world and 3rd in Krythandya for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 133,405.04 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,443rdTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,087thMost Inclusive: 2,566thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,724thSafest: 2,771stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,106thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,137thNicest Citizens: 3,280thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,342ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,668thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,974thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,073rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,479thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,751stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,162ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,519thLargest Governments: 5,708thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,774thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,022ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,046thLowest Crime Rates: 6,086thSmartest Citizens: 6,471stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,234thBest Weather: 7,540thMost Cultured: 7,819thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,625thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,040thMost Stationary: 10,229thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,026thHighest Economic Output: 15,375thMost Secular: 15,547thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,700th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, Yotongrek's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, every citizen is allowed exactly fifteen minutes of fame.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Yotongrek Blood Tithe.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • : Yotongrek was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.

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