The Free Land of Yotongrek is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by PhysicsFighter with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.539 billion Yotongrekians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sychyko. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The very strong Yotongrekian economy, worth 798 trillion Kramas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 105,929 Kramas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yotongrek's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Hard Bass.

Yotongrek is ranked 157,098^th in the world and 4^th in Krythandya for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -14.69 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.