The Free Land of Yotongrek is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by PhysicsFighter with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.376 billion Jotonqe'es love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Siciko. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The powerhouse Yotongrekian economy, worth a remarkable 1,557 trillion Qamas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 125,860 Qamas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, the news is showing footage of PhysicsFighter bullying an old man to the point of tears, the government's suggestions box is curiously empty these days, and the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yotongrek's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Hard Bass.

Yotongrek is ranked 11,326^th in the world and 1^st in Krythandya for Highest Economic Output, with 1,557 trillion Standard Monetary Units.