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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,124th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,838th Most Pacifist: 1,914th
The Free Land of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Peace, Happiness, and Llamas for all!
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Yotongrek

Population9.128 billion

CapitalSychyko
LeaderPhysicsFighter
FaithThe Cult of Hard Bass

CurrencyKramas
AnimalLlama

The Free Land of Yotongrek is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by PhysicsFighter with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.128 billion Yotongrekians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sychyko. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The powerhouse Yotongrekian economy, worth a remarkable 1,145 trillion Kramas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 125,518 Kramas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, anti-government web sites are springing up, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, and people have become comfortably numb. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yotongrek's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Hard Bass.

Yotongrek is ranked 8,780th in the world and 1st in Krythandya for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 407.07 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,124thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,838thMost Pacifist: 1,914thMost Inclusive: 2,119thSafest: 2,495thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,675thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,761stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,795thNicest Citizens: 2,938thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,998thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,168thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,306thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,415thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,490thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,109thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,170thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,769thLargest Governments: 5,145thBest Weather: 5,287thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,450thLowest Crime Rates: 5,627thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,810thHealthiest Citizens: 5,869thSmartest Citizens: 5,947thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,456thMost Cultured: 7,054thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,780thMost Stationary: 9,046thMost Income Equality: 10,065thHighest Economic Output: 12,513thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,077thMost Developed: 13,449thMost Secular: 13,465thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,769th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, people have become comfortably numb.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an 'Air Brancaland' flight has been offered asylum.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
  • : Yotongrek's influence in Krythandya rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, Yotongrekian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.

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