The Free Land of Yotongrek is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by PhysicsFighter with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.896 billion Yotongrekians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sychyko. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The thriving Yotongrekian economy, worth 902 trillion Kramas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 114,328 Kramas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports, every citizen is allowed exactly fifteen minutes of fame, and Yotongrek's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yotongrek's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Hard Bass.

Yotongrek is ranked 68,848^th in the world and 3^rd in Krythandya for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 133,405.04 Standard Monetary Units.