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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 703rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 794thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,279th
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Yotel Aike

Population3.087 billion

CapitalAiken 41
LeaderKtenon Sheiaik
FaithCult of Aluen

CurrencyTeshken Credit
AnimalEpolenk Goln

The State of Yotel Aike is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ktenon Sheiaik with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.087 billion Yotel Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aiken 41. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Yotel Aikean economy, worth 927 trillion Teshken Credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 300,580 Teshken Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,113,034 per year while the poor average 57,158, a ratio of 19.5 to 1.

Contestants on Yotel Aike's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Aiken 41 Natural History Museum, and financial investors are noting a boom in artillery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yotel Aike's national animal is the Epolenk Goln, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Aluen.

Yotel Aike is ranked 217,037th in the world and 41st in Guer Aike Territories for Fattest Citizens, with 6.89 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 703rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 794thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,279thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,627thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,638thMost Armed: 1,686thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,919thHighest Average Incomes: 2,084thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,108thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,224thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,416thMost Efficient Economies: 3,622ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,113thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,187thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,321stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,497thNudest: 5,911thLargest Governments: 6,301stMost Conservative: 6,939thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,211thLowest Crime Rates: 9,518thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,803rdMost Authoritarian: 10,024thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,056thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,135thMost Cultured: 10,163rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,762ndSmartest Citizens: 11,237thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,549thHealthiest Citizens: 14,663rdLargest Insurance Industry: 17,466thHighest Economic Output: 20,143rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,161stMost Developed: 20,305thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,968th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yotel Aike, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotel Aike, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Aiken 41 Natural History Museum.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotel Aike, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotel Aike, contestants on Yotel Aike's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotel Aike, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotel Aike, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotel Aike, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotel Aike, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotel Aike, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotel Aike, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.

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