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Largest Populations: 1,730thMost Stationary: 2,183rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,419th
The Grand Duchy of
Father Knows Best State
Viva ut vivas. Live that you may live forever
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

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Yooo

Population32.605 billion

CapitalYooo City
LeaderYootha
FaithYoothanism

CurrencyPolar Crown
Animalyar

The Grand Duchy of Yooo is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yootha with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 32.605 billion Yoooans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, although Environment, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yooo City. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Yoooan economy, worth a remarkable 1,250 trillion Polar Crowns a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,363 Polar Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yooo's national animal is the yar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yoothanism.

Yooo is ranked 15,697th in the world and 11th in Arctic for Largest Black Market, with 39.2 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Populations: 1,730thMost Stationary: 2,183rdTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,419thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,145thFattest Citizens: 5,294thMost Primitive: 5,421stMost Rebellious Youth: 9,301stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,736thTop
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Most Influential: 13,781stMost Beautiful Environments: 13,995thHighest Economic Output: 14,236thLargest Black Market: 15,697thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,294thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,500thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,840thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,251stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,835thBest Weather: 22,955thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,095thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,319th
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Fattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yooo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Yooo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Yooo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Yooo, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : Following new legislation in Yooo, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Yooo, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box.
  • : Following new legislation in Yooo, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.
  • : Following new legislation in Yooo, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Yooo altered its national flag.
  • : Yooo was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Kingdom of The Ice Bears, curing 1 million infected.

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