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Largest Welfare Programs: 507th Most Advanced Public Transport: 640th Safest: 696th
The Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Freedom is our destiny!
Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Yoneyistan

Population7.921 billion

CapitalTurkistan
LeaderCan Yöney

Currencylira
Animallion

The Democratic Republic of Yoneyistan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Can Yöney with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.921 billion Yoneys are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turkistan. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Yoneyic economy, worth a remarkable 1,439 trillion lire a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 181,754 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, and all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yoneyistan's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yoneyistan is ranked 126,853rd in the world and 25th in Turkic Union for Most Authoritarian, with 0.06 Stalins.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 507thMost Advanced Public Transport: 640thSafest: 696thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 788thHighest Average Tax Rates: 795thLargest Governments: 1,057thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,072ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,325thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,370thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,398thMost Developed: 1,527thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,726thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,834thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,008thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,035thMost Efficient Economies: 2,040thMost Cultured: 2,331stSmartest Citizens: 2,372ndMost Pacifist: 3,436thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,868thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,427thHealthiest Citizens: 4,611thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,701stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,853rdNicest Citizens: 6,621stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,730thHighest Average Incomes: 6,847thHighest Economic Output: 7,404thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,568thMost Inclusive: 8,259thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 8,740thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,559thMost Devout: 11,338thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,929thMost Income Equality: 15,381st
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yoneyistan's influence in Turkic Union rose from "Auxiliary" to "Contender".
  • : Yoneyistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Yoneyistan was endorsed by The Union of Azerbaijanians.
  • : Yoneyistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates".
  • : Following new legislation in Yoneyistan, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Following new legislation in Yoneyistan, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Yoneyistan, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Yoneyistan, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
  • : Following new legislation in Yoneyistan, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Yoneyistan, Can Yöney seems to wear red a lot these days.

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