Population | 1.976 billion |
Currency | Pound |
Animal | Eagle |
The Republic of Yoknapatawphaia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 1.976 billion Yoknapatawphaians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant Yoknapatawphaian economy, worth 27.2 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 13,777 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yoknapatawphaia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Yoknapatawphaia is ranked 236,551st in the world and 51st in Esportiva for Most Conservative, scoring 35.5 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Yoknapatawphaia's influence in Esportiva rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Yoknapatawphaia's influence in Esportiva rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
- : Yoknapatawphaia relocated from Balder to Esportiva.
- : Yoknapatawphaia was refounded in Balder.
- : Yoknapatawphaia ceased to exist in Esportiva.
- : Yoknapatawphaia's influence in Esportiva rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Yoknapatawphaia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive and Most Income Equality and the Top 10% for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Yoknapatawphaia's influence in Esportiva rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Yoknapatawphaia's influence in Esportiva rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
- : Yoknapatawphaia relocated from Osiris to Esportiva.