The United States of Yoitland is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 247 million Yoitlandians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 11.3%.

The sizeable but inefficient Yoitlandian economy, worth 12.3 trillion Bobs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,635 Bobs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Extreme political groups are outlawed, military spending is on the increase, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy, and a nation-wide cull of Bobs is in effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yoitland's national animal is the Bob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yoitland is ranked 80,246^th in the world and 2,811^th in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 741.45 Tourists Per Hour.