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Largest Retail Industry: 5,390thFattest Citizens: 5,947thMost Avoided: 7,449th
The Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Peaceful unless provoked.
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Yohia

Population688 million

CapitalHystricidae City

CurrencyQuill
AnimalPorcupine

The Armed Republic of Yohia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, flagrant waste-dumping, and public floggings. The hard-nosed population of 688 million Yohians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hystricidae City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Yohian economy, worth 77.9 trillion Quills a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,209 Quills, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Glassy-eyed Yohian wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command, an iron curtain has descended around the nation, mostly women are seen and not heard, and politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yohia's national animal is the Porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yohia is ranked 88,469th in the world and 4,643rd in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 17.74 Atheism Rate.

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Largest Retail Industry: 5,390thFattest Citizens: 5,947thMost Avoided: 7,449thLargest Mining Sector: 9,004thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,649thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,613thHighest Drug Use: 21,617thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,897thRudest Citizens: 23,134thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,785th
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Fattest Citizens: 215th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 278th in the regionMost Avoided: 294th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 341st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 465th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 491st in the regionRudest Citizens: 532nd in the regionMost Average: 538th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 569th in the regionMost Armed: 626th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 914th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 938th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yohia, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Yohia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Yohia, mostly women are seen and not heard.
  • : Following new legislation in Yohia, an iron curtain has descended around the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Yohia, glassy-eyed Yohian wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command.
  • : Following new legislation in Yohia, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests.
  • : Following new legislation in Yohia, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in Yohia, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Yohia, the government has embraced apartheid.
  • : Following new legislation in Yohia, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins.

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