The Democratic Republic of Yohaulticetlia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Hera-Mari Quirós with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.853 billion Yohaulticetleñxs are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estrella Amarilla. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Yohaulticetlian economy, worth 146 trillion Xonsu Moradas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 51,268 Xonsu Moradas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War is made in the name of love, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, the doctor has cold hands, and Hera-Mari Quirós is strangely popular with male politicians' wives. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yohaulticetlia's national animal is the Moon Cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Yohaulticetlia is ranked 123,246^th in the world and 4,802^nd in Balder for Smartest Citizens, with 30.47 quips per hour.