The Realm of Yohannes is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Donata and HM The Queen with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 19.09 billion Yohannesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 7.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Yohannesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,322 trillion Quertz russlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,659 Quertz russlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Chancellor Donata and HM The Queen's mistress is the belle at many state balls, healthcare funding has been cut, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime is totally unknown. Yohannes's national animal is the Blue Kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Catholic Church in Yohannes.

Yohannes is ranked 11,130^th in the world and 1^st in Noctur for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 82.23 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.