The Realm of Yohannes is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Donata and HM The Queen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 15.823 billion Yohannesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 8.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Yohannesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,817 trillion Quertz russlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,851 Quertz russlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Chancellor Donata and HM The Queen's mistress is the belle at many state balls, healthcare funding has been cut, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime is totally unknown. Yohannes's national animal is the Blue Kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Catholic Church in Yohannes.

Yohannes is ranked 13,378^th in the world and 31^st in Greater Dienstad for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 7,308.51 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.