The Realm of Yohannes is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Donata and HM The Queen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.177 billion Yohannesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Welfare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Te Whanganui-a-Tara. The average income tax rate is 5.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Yohannesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,701 trillion Quertz russlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 120,013 Quertz russlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat, rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects, Chancellor Donata and HM The Queen's mistress is the belle at many state balls, and healthcare funding has been cut. Crime is almost non-existent. Yohannes's national animal is the Blue Kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Catholic Church in Yohannes.

Yohannes is ranked 70,540^th in the world and 32^nd in Greater Dienstad for Most Extreme, scoring 18.44 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.