The Zombified States of Yogishigians is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yon Yogi with an even hand, and notable for its burgeoning horse population. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 20.763 billion Yogishigians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yogishigia. The average income tax rate is 18.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Yogishigian economy, worth 578 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 27,871 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, Yogishigians has designated Yogishigia as its capital city, Yogishigianism has been named as Yogishigians's national religion, and Yon Yogi has just been declared ruler of Yogishigians in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Yogishigians's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yogishigianism.

Yogishigians is ranked 35,591^st in the world and 1^st in The Jaroon Federation for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring zero on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.