The Holy Borderlands of Yodle 16 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.033 billion Yodle 16ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yodle 16ian economy, worth 966 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,450 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, hell is not always other people, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 16's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Yodle 16 is ranked 38,105^th in the world and 9^th in Disney World for Most Authoritarian, with 2,129.71 milliStalins.