The Blue Holy Republic of Yodle 13 is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The cynical, devout population of 5.623 billion Yodle 13ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 66.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodle 13ian economy, worth 636 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,142 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Emperor Wuff can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, the Yodle City Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District, Emperor Wuff claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 13's national animal is the Zombie and its national religion is Yodlism.

Yodle 13 is ranked 27,257^th in the world and 6^th in Disney World for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.43 law-abiding acts per hour.