The Republic of Yoannes is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Natasha Alovska with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.672 billion Yoannesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yoannesian economy, worth 720 trillion Youanneses a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,962 Youanneses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, Yoannesian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yoannes's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Yoannes is ranked 6,282^nd in the world and 85^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,270.85 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.