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Most Devout: 5,327thMost Armed: 5,975thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,946th
The Unfortunate Reality of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Yo mama so ugly!
Yodle
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Yo Mama So Ugly

Population12.864 billion

CapitalYodle City
LeaderYodle
FaithYodlism

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalUgly Mama

The Unfortunate Reality of Yo Mama So Ugly is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yodle with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.864 billion Uglyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.0%.

The powerhouse Yo Mama So Uglyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,508 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 117,279 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Yodle is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, voting is compulsory, Yo Mama So Ugly is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, and only lightning has a chance of striking Yodle twice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yo Mama So Ugly's national animal is the Ugly Mama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Yo Mama So Ugly is ranked 18,185th in the world and 1st in Yo Mama for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 22,385.29 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 5,327thMost Armed: 5,975thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,946thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,301stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,573rdTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,907thHighest Economic Output: 13,377thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,606thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,185thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,667thLargest Mining Sector: 20,150thLowest Crime Rates: 21,571stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23,364thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,376thLargest Populations: 24,832nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yo Mama So Ugly's influence in Yo Mama fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
  • : Yo Mama So Ugly was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Yo Mama So Ugly was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Yo Mama So Ugly was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather and Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Yo Mama So Ugly, only lightning has a chance of striking Yodle twice.
  • : Following new legislation in Yo Mama So Ugly, Yo Mama So Ugly is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Yo Mama So Ugly, voting is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Yo Mama So Ugly, Yodle is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in Yo Mama So Ugly, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Yo Mama So Ugly lodged a message on the Yo Mama Regional Message Board.

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