The Ymerodraeth of Ynys Dywyll is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Imperial Serenity Steffan XXX Goch with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 35.834 billion Dark Islanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caer Ddraig Goch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ynys Dywyllian economy, worth an astonishing 12,766 trillion Sovereigns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 356,262 Sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

For just a few extra Sovereigns Dark Islanders can get new driving records with their new cars, Dark Islanders suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, and mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Red Dragons and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ynys Dywyll's national animal is the Red Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Extinguished Sun.

Ynys Dywyll is ranked 12,563^rd in the world and 2^nd in Yeduu for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.09 law-abiding acts per hour.