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Largest Publishing Industry: 114thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 123rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 232nd
The Ymerodraeth Gatholig of
Left-wing Utopia
Y sawl na weithied na fwytaed.
His Imperial Serenity Steffan XXII Goch
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Ynys Dywyll

Population27.618 billion

CapitalCaer Ddraig Goch
LeaderHis Imperial Serenity Steffan XXII Goch
FaithRoman Catholicism


The Ymerodraeth Gatholig of Ynys Dywyll is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Imperial Serenity Steffan XXII Goch with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 27.618 billion Dark Islanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caer Ddraig Goch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ynys Dywyllian economy, worth an astonishing 10,117 trillion Sovereigns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 366,325 Sovereigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, sleeping on the job is recommended, and passengers often cause a stink on public transport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ynys Dywyll's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Ynys Dywyll is ranked 203,577th in the world and 317th in United Kingdom for Safest, scoring 6.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Largest Publishing Industry: 114thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 123rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 232ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 243rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 251stLargest Agricultural Sector: 275thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 288thHighest Disposable Incomes: 346thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 352ndHighest Economic Output: 408thSmartest Citizens: 507thMost Cultured: 719thMost Scientifically Advanced: 721stHighest Poor Incomes: 771stHealthiest Citizens: 876thMost Developed: 1,020thHighest Average Incomes: 1,025thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,035thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,239thLargest Black Market: 1,839thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,137thRudest Citizens: 2,188thLargest Mining Sector: 2,317thLargest Populations: 2,667thMost Secular: 3,813thLargest Retail Industry: 5,298thMost Inclusive: 5,322ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,164thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,548thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,142ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,357thTop
Most Influential: 10,583rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,580thLowest Crime Rates: 12,759thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,842ndMost Corrupt Governments: 13,731stMost Efficient Economies: 14,870thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,858th
Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 32nd in the region

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