The Empire of Ykrein is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and public floggings. The hard-working, devout population of 545 million Ykreinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 17.5%.

The strong Ykreinian economy, worth 29.9 trillion Гривняs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 54,873 Гривняs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, the justice of Ykrein is considered superior to that of other nations, and getting a blood transfusion from a Ykreinian entitles a foreigner to citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Ykrein's national animal is the Кабан, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ykrein is ranked 56,896^th in the world and 1,632^nd in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 4.98 bananas ingested per day.