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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,028th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,009th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,104th
The Fiefdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
this is satire btw
Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Yiffalopolis

Population2.895 billion

CapitalBad Dragon HQ
LeaderDuke
FaithSilicone Throne

Currencyyap
Animalflycatcher

The Fiefdom of Yiffalopolis is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Duke with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.895 billion Polii have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bad Dragon HQ. The average income tax rate is 52.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Polisian economy, worth 421 trillion yaps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 145,549 yaps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, it is said that a Polisian woman's work is never done, and a sophisticated government-sponsored breeding program creates normal people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yiffalopolis's national animal is the flycatcher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Silicone Throne.

Yiffalopolis is ranked 112,717th in the world and 2nd in novasAggregate for Most Pacifist, with 44.53 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,028thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,009thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,104thTop
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Largest Black Market: 9,078thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,190thMost Cultured: 10,304thLargest Retail Industry: 10,556thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,231stMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,055thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,393rdMost Developed: 12,638thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,379thHighest Average Incomes: 13,940thMost Secular: 14,854thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,945thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,989thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,079thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,847thMost Average: 16,890th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yiffalopolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Yiffalopolis voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Aurelia".
  • : Following new legislation in Yiffalopolis, a sophisticated government-sponsored breeding program creates normal people.
  • : Following new legislation in Yiffalopolis, it is said that a Polisian woman's work is never done.
  • : Following new legislation in Yiffalopolis, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • : Following new legislation in Yiffalopolis, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Yiffalopolis, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts.
  • : Yiffalopolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Yiffalopolis, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Following new legislation in Yiffalopolis, Yiffalopolis's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.

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