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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,021st Most Influential: 1,670th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,454th
The Free Land of
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Population2.232 billion

LeaderAlex Yezril


The Free Land of Yezmin is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alex Yezril with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.232 billion Yezrites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Yezroli economy, worth 217 trillion Alexes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 97,491 Alexes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 528,648 per year while the poor average 9,276, a ratio of 57.0 to 1.

Tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs, and mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Hogs and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Yezmin's national animal is the Hog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yezmin is ranked 32,778th in the world and 1,678th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,449.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,021stTop
Most Influential: 1,670thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,454thHighest Crime Rates: 2,625thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,278thFattest Citizens: 4,362ndRudest Citizens: 4,496thLargest Retail Industry: 4,810thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,966thMost Armed: 5,423rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,517thMost Avoided: 6,554thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,515thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,747thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,949thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,106thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,928thMost Pro-Market: 10,054thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,389th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 94th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 102nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 148th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 172nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 188th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 222nd in the regionMost Avoided: 226th in the regionMost Armed: 227th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 241st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 256th in the regionRudest Citizens: 271st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 284th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 315th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 320th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 336th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 367th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 418th in the regionMost Influential: 665th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 714th in the region

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