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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,916thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,373rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,544th
The Dopeness of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Glorf.
Yew
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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Yewtopia

Population4.547 billion

CapitalYewtopia
LeaderYew

Currencygreenish-orange
Animalfern

The Dopeness of Yewtopia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yew with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.547 billion Yewtopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yewtopia. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Yewtopian economy, worth 403 trillion greenish-oranges a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,710 greenish-oranges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yewtopia's national animal is the fern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yewtopia is ranked 134,836th in the world and 60th in New West Indies for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -2 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,916thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,373rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,544thBest Weather: 6,752ndMost Pacifist: 6,758thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,804thNicest Citizens: 8,409thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,826thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,882ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,141stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,066thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 11,435thMost Inclusive: 11,471stLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,199thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,594thHealthiest Citizens: 14,612thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,013thMost Cultured: 15,047thSmartest Citizens: 16,231stLowest Crime Rates: 16,686thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,317thSafest: 18,258thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,558thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,823rd
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yewtopia's influence in New West Indies rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Yewtopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Yewtopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Yewtopia's influence in New West Indies fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
  • : Yewtopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Yewtopia's influence in New West Indies rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Yewtopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and Most Inclusive and the Top 10% for Largest Governments.
  • : Yewtopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Yewtopia's influence in New West Indies rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Yewtopia's influence in New West Indies rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".

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