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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,853rd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,341st Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,342nd
The Dopeness of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Glorf.
Yew
Influence
Handshaker
Regional Commissioner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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Yewtopia

Population2.597 billion

CapitalYewtopia
LeaderYew

Currencygreenish-orange
Animalfern

The Dopeness of Yewtopia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Yew with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.597 billion Yewtopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yewtopia. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Yewtopian economy, worth 231 trillion greenish-oranges a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,972 greenish-oranges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, and postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yewtopia's national animal is the fern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yewtopia is ranked 106,460th in the world and 35th in Conifer for Largest Black Market, with 123 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,853rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,341stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,342ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,436thBest Weather: 6,463rdMost Pacifist: 6,633rdNicest Citizens: 7,479thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 8,053rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,751stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,848thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,941stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,088thMost Inclusive: 10,517thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,535thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,635thMost Influential: 12,904thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,458thHealthiest Citizens: 13,648thMost Cultured: 14,734thLeast Corrupt Governments: 14,838th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yewtopia was endorsed by The Pretitle dot dot dot of Hemvania.
  • : Yewtopia's influence in Conifer fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Yewtopia's influence in Conifer rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Yewtopia, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • : Following new legislation in Yewtopia, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
  • : Following new legislation in Yewtopia, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Following new legislation in Yewtopia, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in Yewtopia, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices.
  • : Yewtopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Yewtopia, clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies.

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