The Recyclable Everything of Yes Humans Are Recyclable is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Captain Recycled with a fair hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 3.336 billion Recyclable Humans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Recycled Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 67.5%.

The frighteningly efficient YHARs Slave economy, worth 500 trillion Recyclable Water Bottles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,032 Recyclable Water Bottles, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yes Humans Are Recyclable's national animal is the Recycled Animals, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Recycled Theology.

Yes Humans Are Recyclable is ranked 5,569^th in the world and 9^th in Callista for Most Patriotic, with 49.37 Flags saluted per person per day.