The Holy Dictatorship of Yeldarbsland is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Perry with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 911 million Yeldarbslandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clevelandia. The average income tax rate is 39.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeldarbslandian economy, worth 139 trillion Bradbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 152,614 Bradbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", and the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeldarbsland's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Yeldarbsland is ranked 119,788^th in the world and 5,671^st in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 23.39 on the Hayek Index.