by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,318th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,574th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,529th
The Holy Dictatorship of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Every day is such a dream to start it with a monotreme
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population911 million



The Holy Dictatorship of Yeldarbsland is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Perry with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 911 million Yeldarbslandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clevelandia. The average income tax rate is 39.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeldarbslandian economy, worth 139 trillion Bradbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 152,614 Bradbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", and the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeldarbsland's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Yeldarbsland is ranked 119,788th in the world and 5,671st in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 23.39 on the Hayek Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,318thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,574thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,529thMost Influential: 2,617thRudest Citizens: 6,077thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,913thTop
Most Cultured: 10,298thMost Developed: 10,920thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,169thLargest Retail Industry: 11,225thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,325thMost Efficient Economies: 11,586thHighest Average Incomes: 12,267thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,358thMost Average: 13,958thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,353rdSmartest Citizens: 14,383rdLongest Average Lifespans: 15,401stMost Secular: 15,658thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,160thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,336thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,984th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 67th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 68th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 195th in the regionRudest Citizens: 197th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 208th in the regionMost Influential: 257th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 272nd in the regionMost Cultured: 306th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 309th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 309th in the regionMost Average: 311th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 322nd in the regionMost Developed: 343rd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 396th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 424th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 435th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 447th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 474th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 476th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 485th in the regionMost Secular: 494th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 526th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 538th in the regionLargest Governments: 550th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 570th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 574th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 594th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 614th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 622nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
  • : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon".
  • : Yeldarbsland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Yeldarbsland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 109 » Erinor, Volaworand, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Beepee, Tsunamy, The National Corporation, Hanguk-Nippon, Luddinlande, Anachronolandia, Macrothea, Tsvetania, Kerlodia, Si-topia, Jehenna, The Solar System Scope, Liberated Lambergs, Aidenfieeld, The United Expanse, Lester Crest, Yakutikov, USNE2018, Vincent Field, Barabarom, Quiescent, Isokenzar, Techganet, Farengeto, New Briantown, Upper Usok Valley, Aguatania, Towi Lamia, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Yellunstryer, Rebel-topia, Atomic Garden, Grouu, Jaxon, Elveka, Aumeltopia, Kiasu-ism, UnShleepd, Paranoia, Aywhyou, Pamela And Hepatitis, United States of Vietnam, Japanese Federal Republic, North Kanuckistan, Frihetssta, Blaash, The naked people, and 59 others.Nothanksbutseriously, Bod Wareenaland, Sedunn, A Frog Dimension, Transcostria, Qilai, Lambdaland, Sanden, Saciu, Lorora3, Kringalia, Whimichy, Sandaoguo, Xandev, Arx Obex, Auphelia, Kroumos, Midand, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Qvait, Phanama, Birdkeeper, Land Without Shrimp, The Filippinas, Nankyoku Tairiku, Maletora, Akindom, Jahass, Pastir, Wehraboos, Spearos, Shengtie, Stoniamera, Slavic Minimalia, United Weshickstine, Academy of Umbrellas, The Dragon Enclave, Republic Clovakh, Ostanasia, Theorin, Bear Connors Paradiso, The Two Jerseys, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, RestartAll, Dasko, San Anaben, Drugged Monkeys, Pays de Loire, Ariankido, Slenrotros, Nowa Europa, Trinennie, The Brand New Salvatagard Republic, Qawe, Agalaesia, Churumduul, Chocholand, Doomen, and Native Inhabitants of Antarctica.

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