The Mighty Dictemuship of Yeldarbsland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Our Glorious Emuporer with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.785 billion Yeldarbslandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campion. The average income tax rate is 8.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yeldarbslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,499 trillion Bradbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 313,396 Bradbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Bradbuck treacle machine, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime is totally unknown. Yeldarbsland's national animal is the Platymu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Emo-Ostrichism.

Yeldarbsland is ranked 60,967^th in the world and 2,157^th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 73.52 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.