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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 230thRudest Citizens: 309thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 357th
The Mighty Dictemuship of
Corporate Bordello
All shall tremble beneath our large feathery might!!!
Our Glorious Emuporer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.104 billion

LeaderOur Glorious Emuporer


The Mighty Dictemuship of Yeldarbsland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Our Glorious Emuporer with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.104 billion Yeldarbslandians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeldarbslandian economy, worth 844 trillion Bradbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 272,060 Bradbucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 804,161 per year while the poor average 72,338, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

The country is littered with broken homes, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, Yeldarbslandian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, and airport security is provided by private companies. Crime is totally unknown. Yeldarbsland's national animal is the Platymu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Emo-Ostrichism.

Yeldarbsland is ranked 2,064th in the world and 46th in the South Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 12,053.73 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 230thRudest Citizens: 309thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 357thMost Influential: 442ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 960thHighest Disposable Incomes: 973rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,023rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,198thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,308thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,064thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,240thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,663rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,877thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,177thMost Cultured: 3,222ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,884thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,753rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,855thSmartest Citizens: 4,872ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,891stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,881stLargest Governments: 7,002ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,492ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,569thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,159thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,319thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,618thFattest Citizens: 8,707thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,101stLargest Mining Sector: 12,648thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,912thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,759thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,176thLargest Black Market: 14,907thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,593rdMost Secular: 15,966thMost Inclusive: 16,647thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,701stMost Developed: 16,875thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,268thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,241stHighest Economic Output: 19,546th
Rudest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 64th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 69th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 84th in the regionMost Cultured: 91st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 95th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 119th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 135th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 137th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 148th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 156th in the regionLargest Governments: 163rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 199th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 221st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 246th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 261st in the regionFattest Citizens: 266th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 267th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 320th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 353rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 367th in the regionLargest Black Market: 369th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 384th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 408th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 432nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 434th in the regionMost Developed: 465th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 474th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 538th in the regionMost Secular: 551st in the regionMost Inclusive: 561st in the regionMost Stationary: 566th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 730th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 761st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 887th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 904th in the regionNudest: 949th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 992nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1,007th in the region

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