The Mighty Dictemuship of Yeldarbsland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Our Glorious Emuporer with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.006 billion Yeldarbslandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campion. The average income tax rate is 6.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeldarbslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,251 trillion Bradbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 312,451 Bradbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, saying "don't do anything that Our Glorious Emuporer wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, and advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references. Crime is totally unknown. Yeldarbsland's national animal is the Platymu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Emo-Ostrichism.

Yeldarbsland is ranked 8,893^rd in the world and 273^rd in the South Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 107 trillion Standard Monetary Units.