The Mighty Dictemuship of Yeldarbsland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Our Glorious Emuporer with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.104 billion Yeldarbslandians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeldarbslandian economy, worth 844 trillion Bradbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 272,060 Bradbucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 804,161 per year while the poor average 72,338, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

The country is littered with broken homes, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, Yeldarbslandian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, and airport security is provided by private companies. Crime is totally unknown. Yeldarbsland's national animal is the Platymu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Emo-Ostrichism.

Yeldarbsland is ranked 2,064^th in the world and 46^th in the South Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 12,053.73 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.