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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 222ndRudest Citizens: 389thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 453rd
The Mighty Dictemuship of
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All shall tremble beneath our large feathery might!!!
Our Glorious Emuporer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.785 billion

LeaderOur Glorious Emuporer


The Mighty Dictemuship of Yeldarbsland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Our Glorious Emuporer with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.785 billion Yeldarbslandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campion. The average income tax rate is 8.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yeldarbslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,499 trillion Bradbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 313,396 Bradbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Bradbuck treacle machine, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime is totally unknown. Yeldarbsland's national animal is the Platymu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Emo-Ostrichism.

Yeldarbsland is ranked 60,967th in the world and 2,157th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 73.52 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 222ndRudest Citizens: 389thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 453rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 486thMost Influential: 595thMost Efficient Economies: 692ndLargest Retail Industry: 705thHighest Disposable Incomes: 726thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,155thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,528thHighest Average Incomes: 1,839thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,985thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,174thMost Cultured: 2,207thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,861stSmartest Citizens: 3,191stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,475thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,049thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,225thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,369thLargest Governments: 4,750thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,933rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,745thMost Developed: 6,018thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,840thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,904thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,406thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,660thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,917thLargest Black Market: 8,235thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,295thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,588thHighest Economic Output: 11,624thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,031stTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,240thLargest Mining Sector: 12,448thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,469thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,632ndMost Inclusive: 15,515thMost Secular: 17,061stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,351stLowest Crime Rates: 18,535thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19,415thMost Stationary: 22,996th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 39th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 48th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Cultured: 63rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 64th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 64th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 89th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 93rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 105th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 108th in the regionLargest Governments: 121st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 145th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 147th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 166th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 191st in the regionMost Developed: 194th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 198th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 226th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 227th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 230th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 262nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 274th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 310th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 338th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 340th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 384th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 389th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 391st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 402nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 407th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 439th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 489th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 534th in the regionMost Inclusive: 550th in the regionMost Secular: 585th in the regionLargest Populations: 625th in the regionNudest: 676th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 691st in the region

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