Most Income Equality: 9th Most Beautiful Environments: 168th Best Weather: 228th
The Pristine Wilderness of
Democratic Socialists
Let us return to the trees, my brothers!
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The Pristine Wilderness of Yeldan Nature Preserve is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by China Cat Sunflower with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory vegetarianism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 24.725 billion Yeldan Nature Preserveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Environment, with Public Transport and Social Policy also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a psychedelic school bus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Yeldan Nature Preservean economy, worth 352 trillion YNP Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 14,238 YNP Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Astronomers are flocking to Yeldan Nature Preserve to take advantage of its clear night skies, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeldan Nature Preserve's national animal is the Spotthecat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Environmentalism.

Yeldan Nature Preserve is ranked 114,775th in the world and 99th in Forest for Most Primitive, scoring -99.76 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Income Equality: 9thMost Beautiful Environments: 168thBest Weather: 228thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 268thLargest Governments: 297thMost Pacifist: 353rdLongest Average Lifespans: 393rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 480thSafest: 728thLowest Crime Rates: 1,502ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,536thTop
Nicest Citizens: 1,774thLargest Populations: 1,797thHealthiest Citizens: 3,871stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,923rdMost Inclusive: 7,982ndTop
Most Stationary: 8,134thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,124thMost Devout: 9,139thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,182nd
Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 11th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 18th in the region

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