The Federal Bureaucracy of Yegla Islands is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dmitri Rasputin with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.497 billion Yeglans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yeglansk-45. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeglan economy, worth a remarkable 1,424 trillion Yegels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 219,221 Yegels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yegla Islands's national animal is the Vampire Squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Yegla Islands is ranked 87,692^nd in the world and 24^th in Cape of Good Hope for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,201.83 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.