The Federal Bureaucracy of Yegla Islands is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dmitri Rasputin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 5.796 billion Yeglans are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yeglansk-45. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeglan economy, worth a remarkable 1,151 trillion Yegels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 198,617 Yegels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, the endangered saltwater humpback Vampire Squid is only seen in captivity programs, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yegla Islands's national animal is the Vampire Squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Yegla Islands is ranked 1,371^st in the world and 1^st in Cape of Good Hope for Most Developed, scoring 97.38 on the Human Development Index.