Population | 9.23 billion |
Capital | Chernograd |
Leader | Dmitri Rasputin |
Currency | Yegel |
Animal | Vampire Squid |
The ✯ꜰᴇᴅᴇʀᴀʟ ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ✯ of Yegla Islands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dmitri Rasputin with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, soft-spoken computers, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.23 billion Yeglans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chernograd. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Yeglan economy, worth a remarkable 2,309 trillion Yegels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 250,200 Yegels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
T-shirts displaying a photo of Dmitri Rasputin performing the Full-Monty are selling out, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, they say that Yeglans made a dessert and called it peace, and the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yegla Islands's national animal is the Vampire Squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Yegla Islands is ranked 140,223rd in the world and 130th in Cape of Good Hope for Most Authoritarian, with 608.79 milliStalins.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Yegla Islands changed its national motto to "In conflict, unity. United, victory.".
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Yegla Islands changed its national motto to "In conflict, unity. In unity, victory.".
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Yegla Islands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
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Yegla Islands published "Reunion Hub (WIP)" (Account: Other).
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Yegla Islands published "Five" (Account: Other).
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Yegla Islands published "War of Five Hub (WIP)" (Account: Other).
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Yegla Islands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
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Yegla Islands published "Safe Arbor" (Account: Other).
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Yegla Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
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Yegla Islands was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The Nation of Monde Naturel, killing 13 million zombies.