The ✯ꜰᴇᴅᴇʀᴀʟ ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ✯ of Yegla Islands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dmitri Rasputin with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, soft-spoken computers, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.23 billion Yeglans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chernograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeglan economy, worth a remarkable 2,309 trillion Yegels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 250,200 Yegels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

T-shirts displaying a photo of Dmitri Rasputin performing the Full-Monty are selling out, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, they say that Yeglans made a dessert and called it peace, and the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yegla Islands's national animal is the Vampire Squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Yegla Islands is ranked 140,223^rd in the world and 130^th in Cape of Good Hope for Most Authoritarian, with 608.79 milliStalins.