The Federal Bureaucracy of Yegla Islands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dmitri Rasputin with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.626 billion Yeglans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chernograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeglan economy, worth a remarkable 1,449 trillion Yegels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 218,782 Yegels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation refuses to provide international aid, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yegla Islands's national animal is the Vampire Squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Yegla Islands is ranked 5,802^nd in the world and 6^th in Cape of Good Hope for Rudest Citizens, with 126.24 Insults Per Minute.