The Lovely Queendom of Yefelush is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Queen Ugar with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and state-planned economy. The quiet, industrious population of 12.621 billion Yefelushians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flueger. The average income tax rate is 25.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Yefelushian economy, worth 750 trillion krugers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 59,492 krugers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians. Crime is totally unknown. Yefelush's national animal is the cougar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yefelush is ranked 151,746^th in the world and 8^th in God Only Knows Why This Region Exists for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.89 law-abiding acts per hour.