The Socialist Republic of Yeetza is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lenin with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.784 billion Yeetzans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Yeetzan economy, worth 637 trillion yeetzas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 72,546 yeetzas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Yeetza, the Yeetzan Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, and troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeetza's national animal is the yeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yeetza is ranked 30,542^nd in the world and 497^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.39 law-abiding acts per hour.