by Max Barry

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,291st Most Avoided: 2,652nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,082nd
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Yote, the past tense of Yeet
Elyeet Yote
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Yeet Yote

Population1.632 billion

CapitalYote Yeet City
LeaderElyeet Yote

AnimalRomaine Lettuce

The Dictatorship of Yeet Yote is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Elyeet Yote with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.632 billion Yeet Yoteicans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yote Yeet City. The average income tax rate is 15.3%.

The frighteningly efficient A Yeet Yoteican economy, worth 222 trillion Smackeroos a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 136,202 Smackeroos, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, nations across the world are quick to praise Elyeet Yote's good looks and intellectual prowess, and the government spends billions to protect Yeet Yote from a disaster that is one in a million. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeet Yote's national animal is the Romaine Lettuce, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yeetism.

Yeet Yote is ranked 96,633rd in the world and 2nd in United Fascist Federation for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,214.87 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,291stMost Avoided: 2,652ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,082ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,629thMost Secular: 4,115thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,679thLargest Mining Sector: 4,979thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,207thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,535thLargest Retail Industry: 6,462ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,747thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,580thLargest Black Market: 10,629thFattest Citizens: 12,822ndMost Conservative: 14,730thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,185thHighest Average Incomes: 15,692ndMost Authoritarian: 16,060th

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