by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,972ndMost Secular: 2,798thMost Influential: 4,759th
The Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State
YEET THAT OUT OF THE WINDOW
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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YEET LMAO

Population401 million

CapitalYEETING CITY

CurrencyYEETS
AnimalYEETER

The Dictatorship of YEET LMAO is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 401 million YEET LMAOians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of YEETING CITY. The average income tax rate is 40.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse YEET LMAOian economy, worth 42.5 trillion YEETS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 106,054 YEETS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes, and mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. YEET LMAO's national animal is the YEETER, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

YEET LMAO is ranked 79,696th in the world and 4,161st in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,194.93 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,972ndTop
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Most Secular: 2,798thMost Influential: 4,759thLargest Mining Sector: 9,671stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 12,871stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,658thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,212thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,220thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,700thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,558thLowest Crime Rates: 19,814thHealthiest Citizens: 19,999th
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Most Secular: 136th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 354th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 561st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 640th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 658th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 663rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 893rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 943rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 966th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 972nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 979th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 987th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in YEET LMAO, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies.
  • : YEET LMAO was endorsed by The Empire of Neu-Galicia.
  • : Following new legislation in YEET LMAO, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes.
  • : YEET LMAO was endorsed by The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo.
  • : YEET LMAO was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and the Top 10% for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in YEET LMAO, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
  • : Following new legislation in YEET LMAO, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Following new legislation in YEET LMAO, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
  • : Following new legislation in YEET LMAO, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : YEET LMAO was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 118 » Interdimensional Zone, Corfad, Hamerica, Territorio di Nessuno, Omnistria, Orado, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Sikol, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Ethnon, The Calabash Protectorate, Daiz, Guer Aike, Seenvorland, Newpromisedland, Pizza Squared, The Rhein States, Castle Federation, Koda-Land, Shibutani, Zzozona, North Bratislava, New Lakemba, Plutayah, Kocherian, Pazair, Empy, Noahs Second Country, Fendlium, Sea Ghost, The Tampa Bay Rays, Prydania, Brucklania, Zumlandia, Loutsland, Yokciq Empire, The Iron Lions, Ihese, El Fiji Grande, Dabarastan, Siwale, Sundred, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Seanat, Dar es Saalam, Hoglands, Former English Colony, Pallaith, Saperisole, and 68 others.Kranostav, 1 very fast endotarter, Fauzjhia, Libertania Democratica, Dreadton, Frances Francis the First of France, Wit Noreis, McMasterdonia, U S Eh, Valentine Z, Plangainer, Lionia, Selfgradatude, Westinor, Wineclaw, Sunto, Great Bights Mum, Fayyayid, Confederacy of Antarctica, Valhalla123, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Solcius, Joodey, Xagill, Zeternia, Eywaan, Arbor Marshes, Korovan Isles, Praeceps, Clan Spaniel, Sil Dorsett, The Pantheons, Solskjar, Palisede, Damsmel, Highton Islands, Borsukia, PotatoFarmers, Nouvelle-Floride, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, The New Cordian Empire, Shadowrik, Principia Mathematica, Abject Ludicrosity, Xyrron, Nistriabar, Madjack, Ravendi, Simone Republic, Pokemanland, Ihsan, Xipher, Kragsgale, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, WeKnow, Illusia and Neverendia, Ultra777, United Kahndaq, Andexia, Buckhem, Moubarakistan, Napnomadia, Malta Comino Gozo, and Neu-Galicia.

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