The Federation of Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.184 billion Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.4%.

The thriving Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetian economy, worth 74.4 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 62,859 rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 187,841 per year while the poor average 16,457, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetian actors literally work from cradle to grave, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries, and the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christian.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet is ranked 156,589^th in the world and 1^st in Rouge Moon for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.63 law-abiding acts per hour.