Population | 6.131 billion |
Capital | Fuherer§lhlavi§htaghePredPolharijo |
Leader | Rudolf Koejter |
Faith | Krschanstvo |
Currency | Yebačke Marke |
Animal | Človekova riba |
The Benevolent Kongdom of Yebatga is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Rudolf Koejter with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.131 billion Yebačini are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fuherer§lhlavi§htaghePredPolharijo. The average income tax rate is 78.1%.
The frighteningly efficient a Yebačan economy, worth a remarkable 1,244 trillion Yebačke Markes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 202,952 Yebačke Markes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yebatga's national animal is the Človekova riba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Krschanstvo.
Yebatga is ranked 10,015th in the world and 1st in The Mother Land for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.7 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Yebatga, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
- : Following new legislation in Yebatga, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive.
- : Following new legislation in Yebatga, locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them.
- : Following new legislation in Yebatga, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
- : Yebatga was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Yebatga, glamping Yebačini won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
- : Yebatga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Yebatga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Yebatga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Yebatga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.