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Most Devout: 1,415thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,956thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,131st
The Imperial protectorate of
Capitalist Paradise
let no man speak evil of me, let no man declare me ill
George II
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Yazakhastan

Population3.096 billion

CapitalKazan
LeaderGeorge II
FaithRussian Orthodoxy

CurrencyRhybnule
AnimalAlicorn

The Imperial protectorate of Yazakhastan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by George II with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.096 billion Yazakhs are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Yazakhastanian economy, worth 424 trillion Rhybnules a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 137,214 Rhybnules, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 644,939 per year while the poor average 17,369, a ratio of 37.1 to 1.

Drowning sailors are hung out to dry, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, and the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yazakhastan's national animal is the Alicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Russian Orthodoxy.

Yazakhastan is ranked 18,864th in the world and 309th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,025.26 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Devout: 1,415thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,956thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,131stMost Influential: 4,413thMost Cultured: 5,526thMost Armed: 5,843rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,956thHighest Food Quality: 8,111thMost Efficient Economies: 8,893rdMost Inclusive: 9,971stMost Patriotic: 10,742ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,126thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 12,535thLargest Governments: 13,416thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,643rdMost Advanced Public Education: 14,498thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,548thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,617thMost Developed: 14,952ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,261stMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,391stMost Corrupt Governments: 15,612thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,617thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,558thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,590thLowest Crime Rates: 16,670thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,941stMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,170thHighest Average Incomes: 17,476thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,123rdSmartest Citizens: 18,707thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,864thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,913thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,230thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,902ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,351stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24,532nd
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Most Devout: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Armed: 34th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 37th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 98th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 104th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 104th in the regionMost Cultured: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 125th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 131st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yazakhastan was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Gorgano.
  • : Yazakhastan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Yazakhastan was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Suomen Kansakunta.
  • : Following new legislation in Yazakhastan, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore.
  • : Following new legislation in Yazakhastan, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
  • : Following new legislation in Yazakhastan, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Yazakhastan, drowning sailors are hung out to dry.
  • : Following new legislation in Yazakhastan, it is a silent spring in Yazakhastan.
  • : Yazakhastan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Yazakhastan endorsed A3161.

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