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Most Devout: 1,697thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,447thMost Cultured: 6,634th
The Naturally Organically Salty of
Father Knows Best State
let no man speak evil of me, let no man declare me ill
Valentine I
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Yazakhastan

Population2.314 billion

CapitalNeo-Rome
LeaderValentine I
FaithRussian Orthodoxy

CurrencyRhybnule
AnimalAlicorn

The Naturally Organically Salty of Yazakhastan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Valentine I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.314 billion Yazakhs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo-Rome. The average income tax rate is 83.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Yazakhastanian economy, worth 293 trillion Rhybnules a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,718 Rhybnules, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

War criminals are given full state funerals, small children pause apologies for their misdeeds to ask what fiscal insolvency actually is, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds', and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yazakhastan's national animal is the Alicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Russian Orthodoxy.

Yazakhastan is ranked 22,034th in the world and 374th in Europe for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,362.67 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Devout: 1,697thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,447thMost Cultured: 6,634thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,931stMost Armed: 7,459thMost Influential: 7,904thHighest Food Quality: 8,637thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,979thNicest Citizens: 9,893rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,906thMost Inclusive: 10,714thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,788thMost Patriotic: 11,189thTop
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Most Developed: 12,074thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,645thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,112thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,131stLargest Governments: 13,688thMost Efficient Economies: 13,920thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,290thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,928thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,140thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,482ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,796thHealthiest Citizens: 15,864thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,089thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,237thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,531stMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,802ndMost Subsidized Industry: 19,354thSmartest Citizens: 19,406thHighest Average Incomes: 21,025thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,991stLargest Publishing Industry: 22,034th
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Most Devout: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 36th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 100th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 117th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 118th in the regionMost Cultured: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 128th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 128th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yazakhastan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Yazakhastan endorsed The Rainbow Owls of Owlograd.
  • : Following new legislation in Yazakhastan, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Yazakhastan, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds'.
  • : Following new legislation in Yazakhastan, small children pause apologies for their misdeeds to ask what fiscal insolvency actually is.
  • : Following new legislation in Yazakhastan, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Yazakhastan, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn.
  • : Following new legislation in Yazakhastan, the legalization of meat has skewered the sales of vegetarian substitutes.
  • : Yazakhastan endorsed The Free Lands of Robbonia.
  • : Yazakhastan was endorsed by The Keisririik of Estonesia.

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