The Federal Republic of Yavemaya is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the Federal Council of Yavemaya with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.533 billion Yavemayans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celesteville. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Yavemayan economy, worth 92.7 trillion credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,454 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new one credit coin also makes a handy throwing-star, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, when shaking hands with foreign leaders the Federal Council of Yavemaya wears an armoured gauntlet, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yavemaya's national animal is the caracal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Yavemaya is ranked 18,031^st in the world and 554^th in the South Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.3 Years.