The Democratic Republic of Yaspica is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Richard Hamilton with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.41 billion Yaspicans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yars. The average income tax rate is 64.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yaspican economy, worth 214 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 152,234 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, and the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons. Crime is totally unknown. Yaspica's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Science.

Yaspica is ranked 9,783^rd in the world and 230^th in the West Pacific for Most Secular, with 94.66 Atheism Rate.