The Sixth Republic of Yasevia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Baroness Saya Beibitzhaneva with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 816 million Yasevians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derazhnobyl. The average income tax rate is 35.6%.

The very strong Yasevian economy, worth 46.1 trillion Yasevian Pukoes a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 56,434 Yasevian Pukoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, and Baroness Saya Beibitzhaneva has just been declared ruler of Yasevia in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yasevia's national animal is the Yasevian Ground Howler.

Yasevia is ranked 65,090^th in the world and 269^th in Europeia for Most Primitive, scoring 45.72 on the Scary Big Number Scale.