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Largest Populations: 1,099thSafest: 1,821stBest Weather: 1,856th
The Idiosyncrasy of
Authoritarian Democracy
Lisse Mandė!
Mnemosyne
Influence
Handshaker
Haggunenon Underfleet Commander
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Yasaberaiwa

Population41.439 billion

CapitalAstrum Urbs
LeaderMnemosyne
FaithSnarkism

CurrencySafir
AnimalKidiot

The Idiosyncrasy of Yasaberaiwa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mnemosyne with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 41.439 billion Yasaberai are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astrum Urbs. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The Yasaberain economy, worth a remarkable 3,362 trillion Safirs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,148 Safirs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire, and an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yasaberaiwa's national animal is the Kidiot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Snarkism.

Yasaberaiwa is ranked 5,971st in the world and 2nd in 42 Douglas Adams for Most Cultured, scoring 152 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Populations: 1,099thSafest: 1,821stBest Weather: 1,856thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,105thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,241stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,580thMost Pacifist: 2,706thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,971stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,010thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,409thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,392ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,600thNicest Citizens: 4,895thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,208thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,821stLargest Governments: 5,956thMost Cultured: 5,971stHighest Economic Output: 6,141stHealthiest Citizens: 6,311thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,705thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,781stMost Devout: 7,587thHighest Food Quality: 8,699thSmartest Citizens: 10,128thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,636thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,420thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,763rdMost Inclusive: 24,452nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yasaberaiwa voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
  • : Following new legislation in Yasaberaiwa, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth.
  • : Yasaberaiwa suppressed a post on the 42 Douglas Adams Regional Message Board.
  • : Yasaberaiwa suppressed a post on the 42 Douglas Adams Regional Message Board.
  • : Yasaberaiwa suppressed a post on the 42 Douglas Adams Regional Message Board.
  • : Yasaberaiwa suppressed a post on the 42 Douglas Adams Regional Message Board.
  • : Yasaberaiwa suppressed a post on the 42 Douglas Adams Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Yasaberaiwa, the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Yasaberaiwa, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
  • : Yasaberaiwa was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".

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