Population | 41.439 billion |
Capital | Astrum Urbs |
Leader | Mnemosyne |
Faith | Snarkism |
Currency | Safir |
Animal | Kidiot |
The Idiosyncrasy of Yasaberaiwa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mnemosyne with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 41.439 billion Yasaberai are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astrum Urbs. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The Yasaberain economy, worth a remarkable 3,362 trillion Safirs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,148 Safirs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire, and an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yasaberaiwa's national animal is the Kidiot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Snarkism.
Yasaberaiwa is ranked 5,971st in the world and 2nd in 42 Douglas Adams for Most Cultured, scoring 152 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Yasaberaiwa voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Following new legislation in Yasaberaiwa, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth.
- : Yasaberaiwa suppressed a post on the 42 Douglas Adams Regional Message Board.
- : Yasaberaiwa suppressed a post on the 42 Douglas Adams Regional Message Board.
- : Yasaberaiwa suppressed a post on the 42 Douglas Adams Regional Message Board.
- : Yasaberaiwa suppressed a post on the 42 Douglas Adams Regional Message Board.
- : Yasaberaiwa suppressed a post on the 42 Douglas Adams Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Yasaberaiwa, the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire.
- : Following new legislation in Yasaberaiwa, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
- : Yasaberaiwa was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.