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Most Armed: 632nd Highest Crime Rates: 918th Rudest Citizens: 955th
The United Kingdom of
Anarchy
God Save The King!
Prime Minister Nigel Farage
Regional Influence
Vassal
Secretary of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The United Kingdom of Yarosluv is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Nigel Farage with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.457 billion Brits live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.0%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,478 trillion Pound sterling 's a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 228,963 Pound sterling 's, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 945,532 per year while the poor average 36,451, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.

Abortions are routinely performed in Yarosluv's hospitals, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and same-sex marriages are increasingly common. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Yarosluv's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of England.

Yarosluv is ranked 2,817th in the world and 9th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Highest Average Incomes, with 228,963.15 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Armed: 632ndHighest Crime Rates: 918thRudest Citizens: 955thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 985thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,159thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,735thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,813thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,850thMost Influential: 1,986thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,125thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,327thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,435thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,536thMost Cultured: 2,626thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,730thMost Devout: 2,756thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,800thHighest Average Incomes: 2,817thLargest Black Market: 2,862ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,988thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,035thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,730thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,353rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,951stSmartest Citizens: 6,314thHighest Economic Output: 6,362ndMost Developed: 6,764thNudest: 7,106thHighest Drug Use: 7,417thMost Politically Free: 7,767thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,994thTop
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Most Stationary: 8,941stLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,013thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,053rdLongest Average Lifespans: 9,894thMost Extreme: 10,951stLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,077thLargest Governments: 11,128thMost Avoided: 11,256thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,802ndMost Inclusive: 16,066thMost Pro-Market: 16,765th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Politically Free: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 15th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20th in the regionMost Avoided: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 26th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 29th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionMost Developed: 33rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 35th in the region

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