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Most Armed: 641st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 732nd Highest Crime Rates: 895th
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The Great Chinese Empire of Yarosluv is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Xuantong Emperor with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.509 billion Chinese live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Chinese economy, worth a remarkable 1,724 trillion Chinese yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 229,664 Chinese yuan, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 903,797 per year while the poor average 39,610, a ratio of 22.8 to 1.

Abortions are routinely performed in Yarosluv's hospitals, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and same-sex marriages are increasingly common. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Yarosluv's national animal is the bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Yarosluv is ranked 137,319th in the world and 213th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -6.63 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Armed: 641stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 732ndHighest Crime Rates: 895thMost Influential: 1,019thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,197thRudest Citizens: 1,378thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,418thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1,734thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,968thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,158thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,394thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,494thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,623rdLargest Black Market: 2,719thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,777thMost Cultured: 2,792ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,806thMost Devout: 2,872ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,962ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,996thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,325thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,826thHighest Economic Output: 5,464thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,802ndNudest: 5,884thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,390thSmartest Citizens: 6,721stHighest Drug Use: 6,884thMost Developed: 7,263rdMost Stationary: 7,871stTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 8,514thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,614thMost Politically Free: 9,209thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,452ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,927thLargest Governments: 10,507thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,189thMost Avoided: 13,345thMost Extreme: 13,897thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,272ndMost Inclusive: 15,395th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Politically Free: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 15th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 17th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 24th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 28th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the region

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