by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 596th Most Armed: 731st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 841st
The Soviet Union of
Workers of the world, unite!
General Secretary Leonid Brezhnev
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Population9.153 billion

LeaderGeneral Secretary Leonid Brezhnev
FaithState Atheism

CurrencySoviet ruble
AnimalBrown bear

The Soviet Union of Yarosluv is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by General Secretary Leonid Brezhnev with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.153 billion Soviets live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 2,159 trillion Soviet rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 235,957 Soviet rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 816,492 per year while the poor average 49,826, a ratio of 16.4 to 1.

Abortions are routinely performed in Yarosluv's hospitals, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and same-sex marriages are increasingly common. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Yarosluv's national animal is the Brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Yarosluv is ranked 25,195th in the world and 57th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,902.52 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Influential: 596thMost Armed: 731stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 841stHighest Crime Rates: 938thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,257thHighest Drug Use: 1,657thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,667thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,223rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,235thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,404thLargest Black Market: 2,433rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,546thRudest Citizens: 2,746thMost Efficient Economies: 2,769thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,793rdMost Cultured: 2,911thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,937thHighest Average Incomes: 3,099thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,246thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,249thMost Devout: 3,326thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,399thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,194thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,507thHighest Economic Output: 4,620thNudest: 6,635thSmartest Citizens: 7,165thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,328thMost Developed: 7,667thMost Politically Free: 8,160thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,622ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,198thLargest Governments: 10,471stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,694thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,725thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,938thMost Inclusive: 15,598th
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the region

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