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Most Armed: 3,491st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,900th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,180th
The Militarized Insurgency of
Father Knows Best State
We promise to put the world into bio-nuclear fallout!
Cim Jonk-Oon
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck

Yard Sales

Population1.358 billion

CapitalDouchebag Central
LeaderCim Jonk-Oon
FaithThe M'kay cult

CurrencyMonopoly Dollar
AnimalAutistic Tyrannosaurus Rex

The Militarized Insurgency of Yard Sales is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cim Jonk-Oon with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.358 billion Casa Blancas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Douchebag Central. The average income tax rate is 21.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Yard Salesian economy, worth 112 trillion Monopoly Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,893 Monopoly Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Yard Sales's historical leaders at Mount Rushless, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, CEOs are forced to cut coupons during important conference calls to make ends meet, and stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yard Sales's national animal is the Autistic Tyrannosaurus Rex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The M'kay cult.

Yard Sales is ranked 25,688th in the world and 1st in The Mkay Masterz for Highest Drug Use, scoring 95.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Top
5%
Most Armed: 3,491stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,900thTop
10%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,180thFattest Citizens: 15,558thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,740th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yard Sales's influence in The Mkay Masterz fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
  • : Yard Sales's influence in The Mkay Masterz fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Yard Sales was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 10% for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, Fattest Citizens, and Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Yard Sales changed its national demonym to "Casa Blancas" and its nation type to "Militarized Insurgency".
  • : Following new legislation in Yard Sales, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here.
  • : Following new legislation in Yard Sales, CEOs are forced to cut coupons during important conference calls to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Yard Sales, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Yard Sales, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Yard Sales's historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in Yard Sales, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • : Yard Sales's influence in The Mkay Masterz rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".

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