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Most Armed: 3,034th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,798th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,155th
The Militarized Insurgency of
Father Knows Best State
We promise to put the world into bio-nuclear fallout!
Cim Jonk-Oon
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Yard Sales

Population1.855 billion

CapitalDouchebag Central
LeaderCim Jonk-Oon
FaithSatanism

CurrencyMonopoly Dollar
AnimalEndangered Will to Live

The Militarized Insurgency of Yard Sales is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Cim Jonk-Oon with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.855 billion Cultist Bois are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Douchebag Central. The average income tax rate is 23.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Yard Salesian economy, worth 163 trillion Monopoly Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,274 Monopoly Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, and scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yard Sales's national animal is the Endangered Will to Live, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Yard Sales is ranked 33,051st in the world and 1,849th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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5%
Most Armed: 3,034thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,798thTop
10%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,155thMost Devout: 13,681stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,664thFattest Citizens: 15,924th
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5%
Most Armed: 129th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 312th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 496th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yard Sales, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.
  • : Following new legislation in Yard Sales, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Yard Sales, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
  • : Following new legislation in Yard Sales, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt.
  • : Following new legislation in Yard Sales, every day's an auto-de-fé day.
  • : Yard Sales was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens, Most Devout, and Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Yard Sales, police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down.
  • : Following new legislation in Yard Sales, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Yard Sales, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Yard Sales, bris parties are all the rage.

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