by Max Barry

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,086th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,868th Largest Publishing Industry: 14,305th
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Population258 million


The Republic of Yaooooooooooooooooooo is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, state-planned economy, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 258 million Yaoooooooooooooooooooans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 27.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Yaoooooooooooooooooooan economy, worth 22.3 trillion Yaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 86,322 Yaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, and it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Yaooooooooooooooooooo's national animal is the Yaooooooooooooooooooooo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yaooooooooooooooooooo is ranked 59,363rd in the world and 8th in most dear country reagion for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,844.6 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,086thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,868thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,305thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,422nd
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the region

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